Will I get a ticket?

by Chris B
(PA)

When my son was in the midst of potty training, he only wanted to go #2 at home, nowhere else.

So, we had been to see his daddy at work and my son insisted that he wanted to go home to poo poo instead of going at daddy's work. He had overheard me ask my husband which was the shortest/fastest way home, so en route to home, my son tells me I need to hurry.

I told him I can't go too fast because I don't want to get a speeding ticket.

My son and I had mentioned not going potty in your pants, etc., so after some thought and putting two and two together, my son proceeds to ask me "Will I get a ticket if I poop my pants?" HAHA! and then "Will I go to jail?"

I almost had to pull over from laughing so hard and immediately called my husband to tell him in between the laughter.