Where are You Staying on Vacation?

by Alyson
(Bristol, VA )

At his birthday party, my child who had just turned ten, answered a question about vacation. A 3rd grade teacher from his school asked him where we will be staying while at the beach. You see he is friends with her son. Well, his reply was that we would be staying in a condom........ And she said "I think you mean a 'condo' there buddy." When she told me, I just about died. I mean, I was the PTA president last year! Anyway, I just told her that the trip he is speaking of would not be until his college spring break. LOL.