Stay at Home Mom Humor

Tooting Toddler Causes Room Full of People to Collapse 
I have a fifteen month old daughter who is a complete nut! She is beautiful and sweet too but she will do anything to get a laugh and attention.

We ...

Toddling Fashionista Takes Hat Industry by Storm  
My 2 year old daughter, Emory, never ceases to make me laugh, whether it's on purpose or not. She is quirky, has an infectious laugh and an amazing sense ...

Father Embarrassed by Daughter's Loud Questions  
One day my wife and I went to my wife's prenatal checkup at her doctor's office. We had taken our little five year old girl Kylie with us so she could ...

Sneaky Child Spins a Christmas Yarn 
When my daughter was six, she told me a very lengthy story about how she saw Santa on Christmas Eve. Like many children do, she started the story by saying ...

A Trip to Fish Heaven Rounds Out a Family Outing 
My husband and I took our kids out on a fishing trip with another couple and their children. At first everyone was having a great time watching the men ...

Boy Makes Family Bedroom Secrets Public  
When my son was four years old we took a trip to see my in-laws. After a few hours in the car we stopped at a gas station so he could use the bathroom....

3 Year Old Proposes to Mom then Defines True Love 
Yesterday evening at dinnertime Allen (3 ½ years old) was crawl-racing with his older sister towards the table. He tripped and landed on his face, banging ...

Accident Prone Girl Can Walk Through Walls  
I come from a family of some very clumsy people and have learned to laugh at myself when I have an accident. Having children with the same afflictions ...

Fortune Cookie Reveals Startling Prediction for 4 Year Old Boy 
My four year old son and I had a busy day and decided to get some Chinese food instead of cooking dinner at home. We drove to the restaurant and enjoyed ...

Fearless Philosophical 10 Year Old Accurately Defines Wisdom  
My ten year old sometimes tends to view people and events from a unique perspective and I am constantly finding wisdom from his view of the world.

Usually,...

Will I get a ticket?  
When my son was in the midst of potty training, he only wanted to go #2 at home, nowhere else.

So, we had been to see his daddy at work and my son ...

4-Year Old Warms Gum in Mystery Pocket 
One Christmas I was shopping for some small presents to kind of round out the gift list for the little ones. I saw what I thought was the perfect gift ...

Miami?? 
My husband was offered a promotion in Miami, FL. When we decided that we would move our family from California to Florida we asked our almost 3 year old ...

grandma in the tub 
My 3 year old boy saw his grandmother getting out of the tub. He said "oh, you have the same weiner as my mom!"

I'm So Thirsty!! 
One day my daughter and I decided to pamper ourselves by getting a manicure and pedicure. Her 3 year old son Jacob decided he needed some "mommy time" so ...

Where are You Staying on Vacation? 
At his birthday party, my child who had just turned ten, answered a question about vacation. A 3rd grade teacher from his school asked him where we will ...

Why didn't you just call someone? 
Do you remember when you were a kid and you thought your parents grew up with the dinosaurs? (Maybe you still think that today!)

Well, I had my son ...

Political Toothpicks 
I tell you, kids are like little sponges. They pick up a lot of information, more than they get credit for.

During the early part of the 2008 presidential ...

Sleeping Bunny Causes Stiff Neck in Child  Not rated yet
So today my son comes up to tell me that his neck hurts. No surprise, he says this sometimes because he hears one of us say something similar like we ...